tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3054065555438310453.post2965599549096970141..comments2023-09-06T03:39:18.911-07:00Comments on Lenoir-Rhyne Onion: L-R University to change 'Departments' to 'Colleges'Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3054065555438310453.post-75850546550256348242008-04-06T07:29:00.000-07:002008-04-06T07:29:00.000-07:00Silas, Matt is this you!?Really disappointing.E. S...Silas, Matt is this you!?<BR/>Really disappointing.<BR/><BR/>E. Schrammeric schrammhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03083990916812390934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3054065555438310453.post-34860925706866741542008-04-03T20:33:00.000-07:002008-04-03T20:33:00.000-07:00Newsflash: At a midnight meeting of the LR Skull a...Newsflash: At a midnight meeting of the LR Skull and Crones Society it was unanimously agreed that the institution will now opt for the name "Lenoir Rhyne Colliversity." The hyphen is being dropped because the college President can never find that key on his computer. The President went on to say that "A Colliversity is the best designation for us at this juncture. It will allow us to keep the loving, homey feel of our little hamlet while allowing us to jack up tuition to unprecedented levels!" Although LR will no longer be accredited, the President predicts that lines will be around the block to enroll at the Colliversity. He was later reminded that the lines are because registration is still done with paper and pencil despite pouring millions of dollars into the No-Data System purchased in 1999.Emersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11975255811594608955noreply@blogger.com